Arran's Thoughts on WOMP Tour!

First off I could'tn think of a better group of Guys to tour with, Conifer and Lesbian fit like a very sleazy glove perfectly, our music comes out of our pores and we managed to kick ass no matter how little sleep or much alcohol was involved. We laughed we cried and we brought our weapons of mass perception to the east coast, we had well attended shows and we had poorly attended shows, thanks to all who came out your awesomeness is surely appreciated. Thanks to everyone who bought something it completely helps and made it possible for us to bring it Full-Shred! We all became better players because of this experience , how could we not seeing Conifer for 7 days straight bringing the Heavy, Can't wait for "Crown Fire" to be released it will devastate the Masses! Extra special thanks to Souveniers Young America, We showed up in Richmond at 5 in the morning after playing Baltimore that night got 3 hours sleep and then Proceeded to record all day. The result which will be mixed down from 2 hours of recorded material will be called " MachuPichu Mother Future" It contains no overdubs and has all 11 members playing of Lesbian, Conifer and Souveniers Young America. You guys showed unrelenting Hospitality, Richmond Rules! after recording all day we played a show at Nara Sushi which completely destroyed, One of the best! Good seeing you Andy rock on Bro! The Baltimore show the night before Fucking Ruled everybody was exceptional VBS and Isthmus Tore it up and the nicest promoter ever bought us all burritos! We saw a Zombie hooker and much worse, Baltimore is kinda fucked up, but It was the best energy show we had all around thanks to everyone at The Talking Head creepiest green room ever! Philly was great although no one really showed up at The Khyber. The staff were great and the beer was even better special thanks to the Bartender for the mandarin bombs, And an extra special fuck you to Joey Vento of Geno's Steaks, they have a sign saying their proud to be American and Joey Vento states that when Ordering Please speak English or you won't get served....Racist fucks you should have a Hitler Cheesesteak! Plus their Steaks sucked! Boycott those Mother fuckers! The only movie we got to watch was Out For Justice w/ Stephen Segal Totally awesome. The Luna Lounge in Brooklyn was totally rad we met a lot of great people extra thanks to the bartenders ,soundguy, and JustEric for setting up the show and hooking us up with the dinero! We drove all day from Richmond Va. to New York for our final show at The Tap Bar in the Knitting Factory on Friday..Load in was at 5:30 we were at the Holland tunnel at about 5 only 3 miles from the tap bar, we were'nt allowed through because of our trailer( Terrorism) so we were redirected to Lincoln Tunnel making our distance to the Tap Bar about 10 miles it took us over 3 hours to get there in terrible traffiic and rain, we barely made it to load in and Conifer had to Play as soon as we got our shit down a flight of stairs. It Sucked as our last show and nobody was there, New York City on a friday at the Knitting Factory, To make it worse the amp Leif and I were using shit the bed! Anyways sorry to be so long winded. We had the most fun ever, can't wait to do this again! Congratulations to Our Drummer Ben and Nicole as of tommorrow they are married, Have the Best time In Egypt and say Hi to Osirus and Horus for me! One more thing check out Roadburn.com for the studio report for Power Hor It will be released on Gatefold Vinyl in Feb. on RoadBurn Records. It is so good to be back in Seattle the best city on Earth......Arran/Lesbro P.S Conifer Rules! next stop Europe!